Horace Titsworth

Horace Titsworth is a jolly old chap

He don't put up with nobody's crap

He deals cocaine to the kids on the street

And will pay you for pictures of your feet

Like any good Englishman, he drinks his tea

And will politely ask you if he can drink your pee

He suffers from severe porn addiction

And is in jail for a rape conviction

Every other day, he dines with the queen

And then they fuck in a limousine

He says he won't be sorry

As he fucks elephants in the Kalahari