Boat Rogan

Boat Rogan is a man who wants to secure the throne of Fishmaster. He is a combat specialist that struggles with his ostracized views of masculinity and has a severe inferiority complex. He wants to become fishmaster because he believes it to be the pinnacle of manhood. He is a fanatic espouser of sexual inequality. Has a child with twenty-four other sailors, details are ambiguous. He is a short man who believes in freedom until it inconveniences him. He has a New York accent. He knows Kung Fu, but rarely uses it in favor of acquiring a rock. Unable to hear the word 'Boat' without believing someone is talking shit. A closeted straight man because of his unerring hatred for women, wishes he could love men.

Protagonist of Boat Story.